Saturday, March 17, 2007

A Crazy, Alternate Universe (right?)

Weekly Devotional by Rev. Durrell Watkins
A cartoon without pictures:

A: I hit my kids.
B: Nobody's perfect.

A: I cheated on my wife.
B: She should forgive you.

A: I never give money to charity.
B: That's a growing edge for you. You'll do better.

A: I'm not sure I believe in God.
B: That's OK...God believes in you.

A: I drink too much.
B: You should try to stop.

A: I push baby buggies into busy streets and kick old people down stairs.
B: Tee hee. You're funny.

A: I think I'm gay.
B: Yuck! Gross! Faggot! Reprobate! Sinner! Godless scum! You'll burn in hell.

A: Huh?

(c) Durrell Watkins, 2007

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